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dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

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stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

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blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Ted’s cousin, Ned the Cosmic Manatee." -comradeyeltsen

[djmushroom]

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kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i messed up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

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oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

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hexgoddess:

t3hsiggy:

hexgoddess:

chrysalisamidst:

daughterofprometheus:

chrysalisamidst:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

Actually…

They would just make mens makeup. And it wouldnt help us at all.

Ur right

Brosmetics

Manscara, Eyeshabro, Mancealer, Broundation

Guyliner, Lipbross

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Some brilliant motto from Benedict.

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crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

little-miss-lalonde:

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

Now that’s what I call determination

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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